everybodyshumor

Humor for anyone…ages 1 through 130

[NEW COMEDY SKIT BY ME] — October 27, 2012
A Day in the Park Goes Weird — October 12, 2012

A Day in the Park Goes Weird

Here is the most hilarious true story I have ever had happen to me:

Scene: I’m in a park, and a guy touches my dog, Craviss.

ME: Bro, he’s not yours…don’t touch him!

MAN: This park isn’t yours.

ME: Could be mine if I wanted it to be.

MAN: Ask the Parks and Rec. team…they’ll tell you the truth.

ME: Um…I’m the king of San Jose.

MAN: Go ahead and tell the authorities that

ME: Heck yah!

MAN: Oh go screw that tree.

ME: Ok maybe I will

THE END

OMG I AM LOLLING!